Show Notes: October 23, 2026

 So yesterday on the texting takeover we were talking about things that get you irrationally excited, and I was wondering if I should bring this up. Halloween is eight days away. And I seem to have come up with this arbitrary made-up tradition. On Halloween, I order a pizza and I watch Ghostbusters. A nice, simple way to mark the day. It's so simple and so understated, but I am getting really, really excited for it. I mean, the other night, I opened up DoorDash on my phone, and I started browsing for whatever takeout I'm going to order on that night. I don't use DoorDash that much. In the two or three years we've had it in town, I've only used it twice. But Halloween's going to be my night, man! DoorDash, Ghostbusters, waiting for trick-or-treaters! Hurry up and get here, Halloween! 

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I was messing around on Reddit, and I saw this story from a fellow Gen X'er. I've always identified as Gen X, right? I'm at the tail end of Gen X. Sometimes, we were called latch key children. See, when we were kids, after school care really wasn't a thing, and both our parents were working. So we would be left alone at home for, like an hour before are parents got home. And I'm sure that's how most of us learned how to cook mac and cheese. The folks would leave out a box of KD with a note that said, "Get supper started." Well, this guy on Reddit was saying that, for him, it wasn't a box of KD. It was a can of Chef Boyardee. When both his parents were going to be late, and they left him a can of Chef Boyardee and told him he was making his own supper that night, he thought it was the most special treat ever. So now that he's an adult with kids of his own, he figured it was time to introduce his kids to the magic of Chef Boyardee. He sat his kids down for lunch, served up that canned ravioli, and the kids thought it was the most disgusting thing ever. Dad, though, he loved it. Said it was still as good as he remembered. So inspired by this tale, I want to hear from you today: what's that one food that's still as good as when you were a kid? We keep hearing those stories. They bring back some of your favourite junk food from when you were a kid, but when you try it, it just doesn't taste the same. So what does taste the same? What food still hits as good as it did as when you were a kid? Text in and let me know!  

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And that's it for me, I'm done for the day. Thanks for hanging out with me on this lovely Friday morning. But before I go, I just want to take a moment to wish you all a happy National iPod Day! 

Feist with 1 2 3 4. Used in an iPod commercial back in the day and really made her career. It was on this day in 2001 that Apple's Steve Jobs first unveiled the iPod to the world in one of those legendary presentations he'd always do, and then it went on sale in November of 2001. The iPod completely revolutionized music because now you could quite literally put your entire music library in your pocket. And while Apple officially stopped making the iPod four years ago, they're making a comeback! Turns out people love being able to listen to their music without an ad blaring at them every five minutes. So happy National iPod day, everyone! And whatever day you're celebrating today, I hope you have a good one.  

Show Notes: October 22, 2026

 Must be Thursday. Could never get the hang of Thursday. But on the plus side, the weekend is almost here! I know I mentioned this yesterday when the news first broke. Somebody won that $90 million Lotto Max jackpot right here in Alberta. The news from the lottery commission would only say the winning ticket was sold in Alberta, and NOT in Edmonton or Calgary. I know yesterday I said I was going to check my ticket after work, but I haven't yet. I mean, I know it's not me. I'm just not that lucky. But still, I'd just like to spend the next day or two dreaming its me, ya know? For instance, I've been using ChatGPT to budget my dream vacations. The most expensive one is $20,000. Which makes me wonder how a buddy of mine did it a few years ago, because I know he was making as much money as me. But I learned a long time ago, it turns out you can buy whatever you want as long as you don't mind going into debt. But until I work up the nerve to check my tickets, I'll just keep dreaming. 

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So we were having our weekly staff meeting back on Monday. And I...I kind of lost control a little bit. As you've been out and about, you've probably noticed some new construction in town. And I was completely nerding out about this new construction. And everyone was just wondering why I was nerding out so much. I mean...come on. I grew up in Entwistle, OK? They never build anything new in Entwistle. The last new thing they built in Entwistle was the overpass 40 years ago. I remember there was, like, a month where they'd finished construction, but it wasn't open yet, so me and my friends would go up there and play road hockey on it. But I digress. The point is because I grew up in a small town where hardly anything changes, I tend to get irrationally excited whenever something new comes to town. So I want to hear from you today! What gets you irrationally excited? Today's the day to nerd out! Maybe you have some niche hobby and whenever there's a new development you get excited. Maybe  you're one of those folks who loves hitting up the museums when you're on vacation. Maybe you love obscure sports like track and field and the Olympics is your time to shine! I want to hear from you today, what do you get irrationally excited about? Text in and let me know!  

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And that's it for me, I'm done for the day. Thanks for hanging out with me on this lovely Thursday morning. But before I go, I just want to take a moment to wish you all a happy National Nut Day! 

Walnuts, Peanuts, Cashews, Hazelnuts, Almonds...we all love nuts and they make such a tasty snack! And today's the day we celebrate those humble nuts. I've been trying to expand my diet to include more nuts. They are a great source of protein, after all, and my dietician keeps telling me that protein is the way to go for weight loss. See, protein takes longer to digest, so it keeps you feeling filled up longer. That's why when I tell you about my morning pick-me-ups, my new favourite is the chocolate covered almond. I love those to get me going in the morning. So happy National Nut Day! And whatever day you're celebrating today, I hope you have a good one.  

Mark Tastes A&W's Hot Honey BBQ Teen Burger

Feels like I haven't been down to A&W in a while. Fortunately, they've just gotten a new offering! It's their usual Teen Burger, infused with Bullseye Hot Honey BBQ Sauce!

It's the Hot Honey BBQ Teen Burger, today on Mark Tastes Random Things!

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Show Notes: October 21, 2026

 Welcome to Wednesday, and I am very very happy on this Wednesday morning! You know me, I love movies. And I collect DVDs. Yesterday was new DVD Day. See, Tuesday is when the new DVDs come out. And yesterday, I had to go down to Walmart and get myself Masters of the Universe on DVD. I talked about this when Masters of the Universe hit theatres back in June. I absolutely loved that movie. I mean...it's He-Man and Skeletor and Teela and Man at Arms. These were all my childhood heroes. When I watch that movie, I'm just flooded with so much nostalgic joy. I mean, when I got home from work, I had to watch my favourite parts. I had a busy day yesterday, so I couldn't watch the whole thing. But just watching 10 minutes of it and I was over the moon. So I know it's been kind of rough for everyone the past few days, but I truly hope you find something that brings you joy.  

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It's Would You Rather Wednesday on the Texting Takeover! I like to mix things up by giving you a would you rather question to really get you thinking. And the countdown app on my phone says that today is 10 days until Halloween, so I'm already starting to think about Halloween. I saw this question, and it really got me wondering: would you rather be the first stop or the last stop for trick-or-treaters? I mean, we all know there's strategy to planning out the perfect trick-or-treat route. If you know which houses are serving up the good stuff, like full size chocolate bars, of course you'll want to hit them up first, before they run out. But then, if you're the last stop on the route, that means word has gotten around about the stuff you're giving out, and everyone wants to come get what you're giving. So I guess whether you're the first stop or the last stop all depends on what you're giving away. So I want to hear from you today! Would you rather be the first stop or the last stop for trick-or-treaters? Text in and let me know!  

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And that's it for me, I'm done for the day. Thanks for hanging out with me on this lovely Wednesday morning. But before I go, I just want to take a moment to wish you all a happy Back to the Future Day! 

Back to the Future. One of my favourite movies. All about Michael J. Fox going back in time to the 1950s and meeting his parents when they were his age. So why is today Back to the Future Day? In the second film, Back to the Future Part II, Michael J. Fox travels to the fantastical future date of October 21, 2015. So when the franchise celebrated its 30th anniversary in 2015, they declared October 21 to be Back to the Future Day. Yeah. How's that for making you feel old? All of Back to the Future now takes place in the past. So happy Back to the Future Day everyone! And whatever day you're celebrating today, I hope you have a good one.  

Show Notes: October 20, 2026

 Tuesday has arrived! I am all ready to continue taking on this week. I'm feeling pretty lucky because I've got my lottery ticket on me. Yeah, with the Lotto Max jackpot still at a record-breaking $90 million, I figured "Why not?" I know I've been talking about this for the past few weeks, once the jackpot started getting up that high. I've been messing around with AI, using it to budget my dream vacations. Weird thing is, my dream vacations aren't that extravagant. You know, we've got the Hotel MacDonald in Edmonton. I would love to spend a week at the Hotel MacDonald. I remember when I was kid, right? The Hotel MacDonald was abandoned for most of the 80s and was just being left to rot. But then in the late 80s, they launched a massive restoration project, restored it to its former glory, and reopened it in, like, 1991. So I would love to spend a week at the Hotel MacDonald. But anyway. Haven't won the lottery yet, so in the meantime, I'll just keep having ChatGPT whisper sweet nothings in my ear.  

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Yesterday, for Hit It and Quiz It, my question was the average kitchen has at least six of these. And the correct answer was fridge magnets. And a whole bunch of you started texting in going, "Pfft! I've got more than that!" So I figured let's talk fridge magnets today! Tell me about your fridge magnets! Which one is your favourite? I mean, fridge magnets can be a popular souvenir, right? Do you have any fridge magnets from a very memorable vacation? A great example is on my fridge. The furthest east I've ever been is Regina. But I would love to go further someday. This one person I used to work with, she retired and moved to Nova Scotia. She sent me a fridge magnet from Nova Scotia that's got a lobster on it. It's so cute! I was also talking about this yesterday. A buddy of mine got married, like, 12 years ago, and there was a "Save the date!" Fridge magnet included with the invitation. Still got that fridge magnet, so I know when their anniversary is. But anyway, tell me about your fridge magnets! Which one's your favourite? Text in and let me know! 

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And that's it for me, I'm done for the day. Thanks for hanging out with me on this lovely Tuesday morning. But before I go, I just want to take a moment to wish you all a happy Office Chocolate Day! 

Yes, today is the day for bringing all kinds of chocolaty treats into the office. I'm doing that right now. You've heard me mention that, with Halloween right around the corner, I've got a box of chocolates on my desk, and you can come trick or treating around my office. It actually reminds me of my year in Japan all those years ago. It's Japanese custom that, when you go on vacation, you're supposed to bring back a gift for everyone in the office. The common one is a box of chocolates to put in the break room. That way, everyone could pick at it at their leisure. I learned pretty quickly that I should buy a box of chocolates that I enjoy, because I was the only one eating them. So happy Office Chocolate Day, everyone! And whatever day you're celebrating today, I hope you have a good one.  

Show Notes: October 19, 2026

 Welcome to Monday! The brand new week is here. I'm starting to feel more in the spooky spirit season now. I was talking about this last week. I've got a Halloween tree, right? I've got this old, four foot tall artificial Christmas tree. And, like 10 years ago, I was in a craft store, and they had Halloween decorations that were like Christmas decorations. You know, the sparkly little balls, but they had like black cats and skulls and pumpkins on them. So I bought them, got a string of pumpkin lights from Walmart, and bam! Got myself a Halloween tree. Normally I put it up on October 1, but it was a crazy start to the month. But I finally got it up on the weekend. In fact, I got permission from everyone in the office to set it up here in the studio, so it is immediately to my left. So I've got my Halloween tree up! November 12, I swap out the ornaments and turn it into a Christmas tree. One of these years, I'll get Valentine's Day decorations, and after orthodox Christmas, I'll turn it into a Valentine's Day tree. Maybe this year. But in the meantime, the Halloween tree is here! 

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 Happy National New Friends Day! I'm sure you can figure out what this day is all about. It's a day for making new friends. And when I saw that, I figured there's be no better topic for today than to talk about the friends you've made. I want to hear from you today what's the weirdest way you've made a friend? I mean, I don't have a lot of friends to begin with. But I'll never forget how I met my best friend in college. We met...through the newspaper. I talk about this at the end of every month. My best friend was the editor of the college paper, right? And our collage paper came out monthly, and he'd end each issue with two lists: what annoyed him this month, which is pretty self-explanatory, and what got him through the month, where he listed all the good things that got him through the month. One month, I was reading the paper, and on his list of what got him through the month, he said, "My copy of the Transformers: The Movie soundtrack." Dude. I love Transformers. One of the greatest toys of the 80s. And the soundtrack album for their movie had been my holy grail of albums for the longest time. So I sent him an email and was like, "Dude, where did you get that?" And he said, "Come by the newspaper and I'll burn you a copy." And that's how I met my best friend! Through the newspaper and a mutual love of cartoons from the 80s. So how about you? What's the weirdest way you made a friend? Text in and let me know!  

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And that's it for me, I'm done for the day. Thanks for hanging out with me on this lovely Monday morning. But before I go, I just want to take a moment to wish you all a happy International Gin and Tonic Day! 

Gin and Tonic. Perhaps the signature cocktail of the UK. Apparently, it was originally developed in the 1800s, at the heigh of the British Empire, as preventative for malaria. From there, it spread throughout the British Empire and grew into the beloved beverage we know today. So that’s why, in 2011, this day was started to celebrate the drink. I ain’t a drinkin’ man, myself, but it’s one of those things I know I’ll need to try someday. So happy International Gin and Tonic Day, everyone! And whatever day you’re celebrating today, I hope you have a good one.   

Show Notes: October 16, 2026

 Friday's here! I don't know about you, but I am ready for the weekend! You know, MJ's been on vacation all week. And that means I have to do his office stuff around here, which has made for some long days for me But I am ready to get out there and relax! Didn't get up to too much yesterday afternoon. Well...yeah, I'll say it. I went out and voted yesterday afternoon. I was going to go and vote on Monday, but I figured I'd go to the advance polls yesterday afternoon and get it done with. I know it's been all over the news about long lines at the advance polling stations, so I decided to time it. As soon as I got in line, I started the stopwatch on my smartphone. From when I got in line to when I left the polling station, it was 25 minutes. So not too bad. If you want to vote in the advance polls, the advance polls are still open today and tomorrow. And then the big official day is Monday. Hopefully, you've gotten you voter information card in the mail so you know where to vote. If not, go to elections.ab.ca and they can tell you there.  

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Anybody else on Threads? I love Threads. In case you don't know, Threads was Facebook's big attempt to take on Twitter. It's just like Twitter, but it's owned by Facebook. I love messing around on Threads. My handle over there is @chaosinabox, in case you want to follow me. Anyway. I saw this one question the other day that a user put out there: "A billionaire offers you $500,000 a year to become the world's leading expert on something completely ridiculous. You must give lectures, attend conferences, and defend your expertise. What's your specialty?" Here's what I said. A former boss of mine once tried to embarrass me in a staff meeting by saying my specialty in the company was Hanna-Barbera cartoons. You know, the Flintstones, Scooby-Doo, all that. I tell you, I brought that staff meeting to halt because I started grilling him on what specific Hanna-Barbera cartoon he wanted information on. So I guess that would be mine. How about you? A billionaire offers you a salary of half a million dollars a year to become the world's leading expert on something ridiculous. What subject are you picking? Text in and let me know!  

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And that's it for me, I'm done for the day. Thanks for hanging out with me on this lovely Friday morning. But before I go, I just want to take a moment to wish you all a Happy Global Cat Day! 

Of course cats get their own day. Who doesn't love cats? They're just so warm and cuddly. I have set up my TikTok feed to be, like, 90 per cent cat videos. In fact, when I went home for Thanksgiving, everyone was saying I need a pet of some kind. Some days, though, I wonder if I'm good enough for a cat. You know, I work such odd hours, and the last thing I want to do is leave them home alone for most of the day. And then I'd always be worried about them when I'm out and about.... But anyways. Enough about me. Happy Global Cat Day, everyone! Give your cat some extra treats this weekend. And whatever day you're celebrating today, I hope you have a good one.  

Show Notes: October 15, 2026

 Thursday's here! But it's just not Thursday, it's October 15! We're about halfway through October, which means halfway to Halloween. And you know what? I'm kind of mad at myself. I haven't put up my Halloween tree yet! Yeah, I've got an old little 4 foot Christmas tree. A few years ago, I saw that Halloween decorations were on sale. So at the start of October, I put my tree, put all kinds of Halloween decorations on it, and it's a Halloween tree! Usually, I put up around October 1, but I decided to take some time off and I never did. And I've been busy this week with MJ being on vacation. When MJ goes on vacation, I've got to do all his office stuff around here. But I think that's about to change. Yesterday afternoon, I came back in, and I dropped off all the stuff. The tree and the box of decorations are immediately on my left. Normally I put it up in my office, but I got permission to put it up here in the studio this year. So I hope to get that up before the end of the week! Bring on Halloween!  

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I was talking about this a bit back on Tuesday. Had Thanksgiving at my sister's back over the weekend. After dinner, my sister broke out the games. She brought out this one game called Chronology. It's a history game. You start off with one historical event. The other players then read you historical events off their cards, and you have to guess whether it came before or after your event. If you're right, you get that card. Then you start building a timeline, and you have to guess where the events fall on your timeline. First one to get 10 cards win. Now, my sister and my mother started hyping me up quite a bit to all the other players. I'm pretty good at trivia games. I mean, no one plays Trivial Pursuit with me anymore because I was so unbeatable. The only bar I've ever been banned from is the Legion up in Athabasca because I would sweep their trivia nights. I wasn't so sure about this Chronology, though, because history isn't my strong suit. But, lo and behold, I went on to win. So because of my utter dominance in trivia games, I want to hear from you today, what's the game you absolutely dominate? What is that one game where you take no prisoners? Are you trivia master? Are you the grand chess master in your house? Can you win at Monopoly without robbing the bank? What's the game where you absolutely dominated? Text in and let me know!  

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And that’s it for me, I’m done for the day. Thanks for hanging out with me on this Thursday morning. But before I go, I just want to take a moment to wish you all happy National I Love Lucy Day! 

The legendary, groundbreaking sitcom premiered on this day in 1951, and television was forever changed. I mean, I Love Lucy developed techniques for making television comedies that are still in use to this very day. And let's not forget Lucille Ball's contribution to a famous sci-fi franchise. To make I Love Lucy, Lucille Ball started one of the TV's first television production companies, Desilu, and 15 years later, Desilu produced a little sci-fi show called Star Trek. But I digress. Happy National I Love Lucy Day, everyone! And whatever day you're celebrating today, I hope you have a good one.  

Show Notes: October 14, 2026

 Wednesday has arrived, and I love these short work weeks. The weekend is already one day closer! Have you checked your Lotto Max tickets yet? I haven't checked mine. I couldn't help but pick up a ticket. I mean, a new record of $85 million? That would definitely go a long way towards paying off some bills. I know I probably didn't win. Before I decided I wanted to do this for a living, I went to college and got a math degree, right? And the first thing they make you do in any statistics class is calculate the odds of winning. Do that enough times, and that will scare you off. But still, you've eventually got to ask, "Why not?" I even decided to mess around with AI a little bit. I used ChatGPT to budget my dream vacation. Only $20,000. So I can have my dream vacation and still have a little bit leftover. Maybe I'll check my tickets after work. Or maybe I'll leave it a few days and continue dreaming. In the meantime.... 

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It’s Would You Rather Wednesday on the Texting Takeover! I like giving you a would You Rather Question to mix things up a bit. I will admit, I do spend my free time at work googling them and compiling lists. I saw this one, and I was like, “Ooo! Perfect!” Would you rather have a personal chef or instantly be a gourmet chef? Now that’s the thing, right? Instantly become a gourmet chef. You don’t have to spend the two years at NAIT getting your red seal. You get a genie and three wishes. You say, “I wish to be a gourmet chef!” Pow! You’re a chef now. Part of me would like that, because I get tired of the six or so things I know how to make, and that would really help me mix things up a bit. But...you’d still have to do all the work. By hiring a professional chef, you can just pass of the work to someone else. And isn’t that the dream? Isn’t that why we’re getting so excited about AI these days? It’s the ability to pass the work off to someone else. So I almost think I’d prefer to hire a professional chef. So how about you? Would you rather hire a professional chef, or instantly become a gourmet chef? Text in and let me know! 

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And that’s it for me, I’m done for the day. Thanks for hanging out with me on this lovely Wednesday morning. But before I go, I just want to take a moment to wish you all a happy National Dessert Day! 

Desserts! The best part of the meal! Cake, pie, Jell-o, pudding...it’s all good! After a long hard day, you’ve earned that sweet treat. And this is one of the best times of the year for sweet treats. All that wonderful, tasty, Halloween candy out there! And there’s probably some leftover pumpkin pie from Thanksgiving...just so much goodness. So have dessert first today! You’ve earned it, on this, National Dessert Day. And whatever day you’re celebrating today, I hope you have a good one.  

Show Notes: October 13, 2026

 And we’re back! Hopefully you’ve survived your Thanksgiving, you’ve slept off the turkey hangover, and you’ve got a fridge full of leftovers. I had a pretty good Thanksgiving. My sister was hosting down in Innisfail this year, so we all went down to my sister’s place. It was nice catching up with her and her family. And then, they broke out the games. They had this one game called Chronology. How it works is the other players will tell you a historical event, and you have to guess what year it took place. Once you’ve made 10 successful guesses and have arranged them into a neat timeline, you’re the winner. Now when we started this, my sister and my mother were hyping me up quite a bit to everyone else was that I am a trivia master. I’ve talked about this before. No one plays Trivial Pursuit with me anymore because I am so unbeatable. So my sister and mother were all like, “Oh! This is a trivia game! Mark’s gonna win! Mark’s going to be really tough to beat!” I wasn’t so sure, because history is not one of my strong suits. But to everyone’s amazement, I won. Even I was amazed. So I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving and you came out on top in whatever it is you played!  

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Well, we’re all back from the Thanksgiving weekend, and now, that Thanksgiving spirit is going to be with you all week long because, no doubt, you have a fridge full of Thanksgiving leftovers! You know, I’m fond of quoting Uncle Jed from the Beverley Hillbillies: that’s the good thing about leftovers: there just as good the second time around! So let’s talk Thanksgiving leftovers today. What’s your favourite leftover? Of course, the big one is the turkey. No doubt you’ve got a plate of leftover turkey. Are you doing turkey sandwiches? Turkey soup? Maybe you’re really creative and you’re baking a turkey pot pie! Or maybe you’re like Ross on that episode of Friends with his perfect Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. So I want to hear from you today! What’s your favourite Thanksgiving leftover? Text in and let me know! 

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And that’s it for me, I’m done for the day. Thanks for hanging out with me on this lovely Tuesday morning. But before I go, I just want to take a moment to wish you all a happy International Day of Failure. 

Of course I had to find the Simpsons clip and go for the joke, but I got to thinking about it. You know, we all face setbacks in our life. No matter how hard we work, sometimes, we just don’t get there. I was telling you about this a few months ago. I tried out for the community theatre here in town. Didn’t get a part this year. And I was a little disappointed. But am I going to let that stop me from trying out again next year? Heck no. We learn from the experience, and we do it again. That’s what the International Day of Failure is all about. Accepting that a failure is something to learn from and give it another go. That’s why I’m changing my mind. The better clip is this one from Rocky.  So happy International Day for Failure, everyone! And whatever day you’re celebrating today, I hope you have a good one.  

Show Notes: October 9, 2026

 It’s here, everybody! Friday has arrived, and we’re kicking off the Thanksgiving weekend. I am so ready for it. Bring on that turkey dinner. Me? I love the stuffing. Perhaps one of the best worst things I ever discovered is how easy it is to make Stove Top stuffing. I’ll have it anytime of the year now when I’m sick of rice and potatoes. But I know I’ve talked about this quite a bit over the past few weeks, about how I feel that Halloween has gotten so big that it overshadows Thanksgiving. I think I mentioned that I broke out my pumpkin earlier this week. I don’t carve a pumpkin anymore. I got one of those plastic ones from Canadian Tire a few years ago. The kind with a nightlight bulb in it. But I got fancy and got the lightbulb that flickers like a candle. So I am ready for Thanksgiving, Halloween, and whatever adventures October has in store! So let’s get moving, shall we?  

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Well, the big weekend is here! Thanksgiving has arrived! I know, you’re probably taking off this weekend to have Thanksgiving dinner with the family. And because you might be heading off to Thanksgiving dinner, I need to ask...what are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? That’s one of those things where I never really thought about it. I went to the bank the other day to get some laundry money, and you know, when you’re making chitchat with bank teller. She told me she’s just having a friendsgiving around town, and everyone’s bringing something, and she’s making the pie. And that’s when it donned on me...I have never brought anything to Thanksgiving dinner. No one’s ever asked me to, and I’ve never offered. I don’t cook so I don’t have any signature dishes that I can bring. In the past, when I’ve been asked to bring something, I just get a bucket of KFC. So this is part of the Thanksgiving experience I’ve never been privy to. What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Text in and let me know!  

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And that’s it for me, I’m done for the day. Thanks for hanging out with me on this lovely Friday morning. But before I go, this is my last chance to wish you all a happy Thanksgiving!  

This is one of those weird rabbit holes I fell down a few years ago. When it comes to Thanksgiving, we all know the American story, right? The pilgrims had the feast with the native Americans for surviving their first year in the new world. But that’s not the Canadian story. The Canadian story begins in 1579, when Martin Frobisher’s fleet returned to Newfoundland after a failed attempt at finding the Northwest Passage. They gave thanks for surviving the attempt. That’s the first thing that vaguely resembles Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving feasts were then held sporadically over the years. When the British Loyalists fled to Canada during the American Revolution, they brought alot of the American customs with them, which is why we have the Turkey dinner and all that. Canada became a country in 1867, with Thanksgiving being proclaimed a holiday in 1879. When it first became a holiday, the prime minister would proclaim when Thanksgiving is and what we were giving thanks for every year. As I mentioned in Hit and Quiz It, from 1921 – 1931, Thanksgiving and Remembrance Day were combined into one holiday, it was in November, and the reason for giving thanks was to thank the troops. Finally in 1957, Thanksgiving was standardized as the second Monday in October, and the reason for giving thanks was the abundant harvest. So there you go! The history of Thanksgiving. So Happy Thanksgiving, and whatever day you’re celebrating today, I hope you have a good one.  

Mark Tastes Firehouse Subs' Thanksgiving Turkey Sub

 Time for what I lovingly call the lonely guy's Thanksgiving dinner: a turkey sandwich from your favourite sandwich shop. And with a Firehouse Subs now in town, I see they've got a special Thanksgiving sub, complete with a gravy dip!

It's Firehouse Subs' Thanksgiving Turkey Sub, today on Mark Tastes Random Things!

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Show Notes: October 7, 2026

Wednesday’s here. I need to confess. I finally did something I’ve been threatening to do for a long time. A remember a few months ago, for the texting takeover, we were talking about foods you occasionally get a weird craving for. And for me? It’s those pizza subs you get at the gas station. What can I say? I occasionally get nostalgic for them. As a kid growing up, I lived in an era where I could walk home from school for lunch. And Mom would occasionally have one of those for me on the days she didn’t feel like cooking. Anyway, we were talking about those, and some of you mentioned that you can get them in a six pack down at the grocery store. I know! I’ve seen them. So what did I finally do? Well, I pack a lunch to work everyday, right? So when I was getting my groceries on Sunday, I bought one of those six packs, and I’ve been having one for lunch everyday this week. I feel kind of guilty, because I know my dietician will have words for me, but hey. October is crazy with Thanksgiving and Halloween. All kinds of goodies to throw off your diet. As long as I don’t make it a regular thing, I’m sure we’ll be fine.  

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 Well, it’s Would You Rather Wednesday, when I like to hit you with a would you rather question to really get you thinking. And I can’t help but notice that we’re heading into Thanksgiving. So I figured I’d start up the classic Thanksgiving debate again. Would you rather have turkey or ham for Thanksgiving? I mean, I’m lucky. Sometimes, my mom makes both. We’ll have a turkey, and then a small ham for those who prefer ham. But actually, we’re having Thanksgiving at my sister’s this year, so I don’t know what my sister’s planning. But I digress. I think both are fine. They both make good sandwiches if you’re planning leftovers. But I know some people have a clear preference. So how about you? Would you rather have turkey or ham for thanksgiving dinner? Text in and let me know!  

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And that’s it for me, I’m done for the day. Thanks for hanging out with me on this lovely Wednesday morning. But before I go, I just want to take a moment to wish you all a happy Canadian Beer Day! 

Of course Canadian Beer would have its own day! We make some of the finest beer in the world! I checked out the official website, Canadian Beer Day dto c a. Canadian Beer Day was started eight years ago to celebrate our brewing industry and promote Canadian brews. And of course, we’ve got the big ones, like Molson and Labbat, but there are so many wonderful smaller craft breweries out there these days! My dad was amazed at how many of them set up at Farmers Markets these days. So pop down to your favoruite craft brewery and raise a glass on this Canadian Beer Day. And whatever day you’re celebrating today, I hope you have a good one. 

Show Notes: Oct. 6, 2026

 Welcome to Tuesday! I hope things are going fine for you right now. I can’t help but dream a little. I noticed that the Lotto Max jackpot is up to $75 million. Man, I remember, like, 15 years ago, when the Lotto Max was still relatively new and the jackpot got up to $50 million for the first time. In case you missed the news, they overhauled the Lotto Max back in the spring, so now the jackpot maxes out at $90 million. Ya know, just for funsies, I decided to use ChatGPT to find out how much my dream vacation would cost. As cliched as it is, I would love to go to Walt Disney World. I want to stay in the Contemporary Resort. That’s the most famous hotel at Walt Disney World. That’s the one where the monorail goes right through the lobby. And of course, I want to go to Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge. That’s the Star Wars land at Walt Disney World. And I want to build my own lightsaber and my own droid. Anyway, according to ChatGPT, a vacation like that would run me about $20,000. ChatGPT helpfully pointed out that that’s only zero point zero two four percent of the jackpot, so a bargain...if I win the Lotto Max. But no matter how clever AI is, it can’t give you the winning lottery numbers just yet.  

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Yesterday, I’m hanging out, doing the office stuff I do around here when I’m done doing my show, and the boss comes up to me, he wants to show me his pictures. This past weekend, my boss lucked into some Oilers tickets, so he took his grandson to see the Oilers game. Fantastic. The little guy got his picture on the jumbotron, got his picture taken with Hunter, the whole thing. And of course, the boss was telling me about the prices. I haven’t been to Rogers Place to see a game, but from what I gather, the burgers and beer are ridiculously high. And then I got to thinking about the last time I saw an Oilers game. Last time I went to an Oilers game had to be, like, 25 years ago. Dad lucked into some tickets through work, and he took me. And then I’ve got my sister. My sister is the baseball nut in the family, so a few months ago, she and her family went down to Seattle to see the Blue Jays play the Mariners. And that reminds me of a guy I used to work with. He was a real big NFL fan, and his bucket list was to see an NFL game in every NFL Stadium. Had to fly down to San Francisco twice to see his 49ers play. So I just want to hear from you today. Have you ever been to any major league sporting event? What was like? How much was it? Tell me your major league sports story! 

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And that’s it for me, I’m done for the day. Thanks for hanging out with me on this lovely Tuesday morning. But before I go, I just want to take a moment to wish you a happy National Taco Day! 

Taco Day is on Taco Tuesday! I love how that worked out! And of course, I just had to go with the old Taco Bell Godzilla commercials for my clips. Who doesn’t love a good taco? The beef, the cheese, the veggies...all in a crunchy shell! And there’s a reason why I went with the Godzilla clip. The Gordita is my favourite thing at Taco Bell. They take a regular taco, then they take a soft taco, fill it with cheese, and then put the regular taco in it. So good! Anyways. I hope you treat yourself to a Taco on this, National Taco Day. And whatever day you’re celebrating today, I hope you have a good one.  

Show Notes: October 5, 2026

 And we’re back! Hi! How’s it going? I had some vacation time I had to burn off, so I decided to take half of last week off. Give myself a five day weekend. But we’re back now, and heading into another long weekend, because Thanksgiving is coming up this weekend. But yeah. I had some lovely time off. I went home to Entwistle to visit the folks. And while I was there, my Mom suggested we take a day trip out to Jasper. I was down for that. I love Jasper. You know, I’ve told you how, when I got my new car two years ago, I was going to take so many lovely day trips with it. I don’t know why I never considered taking a day trip to Jasper. We definitely live close enough that it’s doable. So that’s what we did. We checked out downtown Jasper. Just from my brief tour, it looks like they’re recovering from the fire damage at a steady pace. Then we went up to the Miette Hot Springs for a dip in the pool. I love those hot springs. So, yeah. I had a very pleasant autumn vacation. But now I’m back, and I’m ready to get back to it! 

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So, over the weekend, I got a text from my best friend. He’s out there in Vancouver. Now, apparently, his kiddos have been bitten by the acting bug, and they have a small role in a movie that premiered at the Vancouver International Film Festival. So my best friend got to go to his first-ever big time movie premiere! And of course, he had to dress for the occasion. He busted his suit out of the closet. This is what he had to tell me. He reached into the pocket, and he found a receipt from 2013! So it’s been at least 13 years since the last time he had to bust out his suit. He also told me that when he polished up his black dress shoes, they were so old and worn out, they fell apart in his hand. So he channeled his inner Red Green. He ran down to the dollar store, bought himself a roll of black duct tape, and patched up his shoes with duct tape. So inspired by my friend, I would like to hear from you today. When’s the last time you dressed up? When’s the last time you had to bust out your suit or your nicest dress and get all dressed to the nines? For me, it was the company Christmas party two years ago. What can I say? I think I look good in my suit, and the Christmas party felt like as good a time as any to bust it out. But how about you? When’s the last time you got all dressed up? Text in and let me know!  

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And that’s it for me, I’m done for the day. Thanks for hanging out with me on this lovely Monday morning! But before I go, I want to wish you all a happy Global James Bond Day!  

The very first James Bond movie, Dr. No, hit theatres on this day in 1962, and one of the longest-running movie franchises was born. I remember back in the 1990s, there was this cable TV channel called TBS, and every couple of months they would have James Bond movie marathons. I lost many a weekend in high school and college to those marathons, and that’s when I really fell in love with the franchise. I own most of them on DVD, so I’ll probably watch one this afternoon. And I hope you do, as well. So happy Global James Bond day, everyone! And whatever day you’re celebrating today, I hope you have a good one.