2400 entries! 10 years of tales of my life! For a milestone as big as 2400, I knew I had to do something special.
I knew it had to be serious. It has to be something important. Shall I share the secrets of life as I've learned them in my 36 years on Earth? Shall I share any profound wisdom on life, love and happiness?
And then I knew what profound nugget I must share with you on this, the occasion of my 2400th blog entry. This is, perhaps, the most important blog entry you will ever see.
Ladies and gentlemen...the Masturbating Bear.