My 2400th Post

Looking at the numbers, I discovered that this blog post is going to be my 2400th post.

2400 entries!  10 years of tales of my life!  For a milestone as big as 2400, I knew I had to do something special.

I knew it had to be serious.  It has to be something important.  Shall I share the secrets of life as I've learned them in my 36 years on Earth?  Shall I share any profound wisdom on life, love and happiness?

And then I knew what profound nugget I must share with you on this, the occasion of my 2400th blog entry.  This is, perhaps, the most important blog entry you will ever see.

Ladies and gentlemen...the Masturbating Bear.