My name is Mark Cappis, and I have lost my mind. What's the first symptom?
I have decided to run for the NAIT Student Association Presidency.
I'm still not sure why I want to do this. Maybe because it's just one of those things you do in college. You know, drink too much, experiment with drugs, lots of promiscuious unprotected sex, run for office. I've done all that in college except for the first three.
I'm hoping I'll sober up by Monday. Or, I'll just treat this like a cosmic joke and see how far it goes.
Next Issue...They're Coming To Take Me Away
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